Update

A new semester, new classes to teach. I started teaching low level writing last August- which is basically grammar. Here is a selection of the best writing. I selected them on the basis of whether they made me laugh so hard that I snorted.



"after he ate homework he went to school".

"after he fanish work he want to bad"

"I spent a happy 3 weeks in Malaysia, first I went to Kuala Lumpur, then I went to Cameroon. I love Malaysia"


"the good fortune that I got a ticket for the deafening silence of the rise in 100 tickets sold per day only"

"My English name is Rorschach but you can call me B."

"almost all of our food are delicious and testy."

"People most of the palace in Beijing are pully"

"most of the people in my city eat rich, they can't live without rich, rich is the best food in my city".

"while it's good for woman to be chief, they are also useless when pregnanncy"

"he wanted to be in the movies, so he studied excess"